Self Marriage & Thanksgiving (Not) Fun Facts

Self Marriage & Thanksgiving (Not) Fun Facts

Episode 32

What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date.

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Virtual Reality Weddings & KFC Bath Bombs

Virtual Reality Weddings & KFC Bath Bombs

Episode 31


Just when we thought the world (mostly Japan) couldn't get any weirder...Learn how you can get KFC Japan's exclusive fried chicken bath scent, and why Colonel Sanders loves Japan in Christmas. If that's not bizarre enough, also find out how a Japanese man was able to marry an anime character in a VR wedding. Then dive into the ancient, yet very familiar war between intellectuals and religion that ruined the historical Library of Alexandria. Typical.

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Stranger Things Theory & the Great British Blunder

Stranger Things Theory & the Great British Blunder

Episode 30

Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the Stranger Things-Parks and Recreation debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your dead body.

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Halloween Spooktacular!

Halloween Spooktacular!

Episode 29

Cursed movies, Halloween trivia, and creepy cults - it's a time for fright! Arden and Will explore the spooky real life phenomena behind the classic horror films, "Rosemary's Baby" and "Poltergeist." Then Arden tests her knowledge on the origins of Halloween, jack-o-lanterns, and the true meaning of trick-or-treat. Finally, they discuss the infamous Heaven's Gate cult, and what makes it much scarier than all the others...

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Coworker Crush, Orgasms & the Mad Pooper

Coworker Crush, Orgasms & the Mad Pooper

It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether you should date your coworker.

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  • How to be British, according to Arden:
  1. Drink lots of tea
  2. Make a Sunday Roast
  3. Drink a pint with your buds
  • How to be British, according to Will:
  1. Don't talk to anyone on the street.
  2. Don't make eye contact.
  3. Be polite (god forbid someone actually talks to you on the Tube)
  4. Watch dry / dark comedy.

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Szechuan Sauce Suckers & Mystery Shoppers

Szechuan Sauce Suckers & Mystery Shoppers

Episode 27

Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future pets. Finally, learn about the super cool job that will pay you to go shopping.

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Kardashian Konspiracy

Kardashian Konspiracy

Episode 26

Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared.

 

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The Most Painful Insect Sting & Thrift Store Treasures

The Most Painful Insect Sting & Thrift Store Treasures

Episode 25

This week, Arden and Will tell you which creatures rank highest on the most painful stings, and what you should do if you get attacked (hint: scream). They also share stories of strange objects stuck in strange parts of the body, like the corn ball shoved in Will's nose. Lastly, they reveal accidental treasures that were found in very ordinary places, such as the Declaration of Independence, gold coins, and "Who the fuck is Jackson Pollock?"

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Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body

Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body

Episode 24

Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy...

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That dog definitely just wants to eat your face

That dog definitely just wants to eat your face

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Say No to Pharma Bro & Badass Ninja Houses

Say No to Pharma Bro & Badass Ninja Houses

Episode 23

This week, Arden and Will share more fascinating discoveries from the Internet! First, they explain why Martin Shkreli (aka the Voldemort of the human race) should be kept in jail forever - and not the nice celebrity one. Then learn about the awesome ninja house that would be a parkour lover's delight, but our worst nightmare. Finally, find out why you can blame your allergies on the night when Mom and Dad conceived you.

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Piccadilly Espionage & Killer Graveyard Shifts

Piccadilly Espionage & Killer Graveyard Shifts

Episode 22

This week, Arden and Will try to save your life! First they explain why you shouldn't shoot bullets at a hurricane (we know that's on your to-do list). Then they unveil the actually true conspiracy about the CIA's "heart attack gun" and the secret spy weapon of the poisonous umbrella that took a man's life. Finally, learn why you should think twice before checking your phone at bedtime, and especially when you agree to that graveyard shift.

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Beware of the umbrella...

Beware of the umbrella...

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Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates

Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates

Episode 21

This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo.

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Sending love to all the victims of Hurricane Harvey and Hurricane Irma! Thoughts & prayers also go out to anyone who will be affected by Hurricane Katia and Hurricane Jose.

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Eyeball Sunscreen & Karats on Carrots

Eyeball Sunscreen & Karats on Carrots

Episode 20


This week, Arden and Will rant about dumb people wearing sunscreen on their eyes to see the eclipse, followed by an intense debate on whether sunscreen for the eyeballs could really exist. They also reveal how likely you'll go to the gym if Amazon gift cards are involved, and share a touching story about how a vegetable helped rediscover a long lost engagement ring.

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#SaveAvril

#SaveAvril

Episode 19

This week, Arden and Will dive deep into more wild science experiments and celeb conspiracies! First, they explore the ethics of pig-human embryos and determine which animal hybrid would be the most awesome of them all. Then they expose the coded meaning behind Avril Lavigne song lyrics. (Or is it really Avril...) Finally, they make plans for their next treasure hunt to find the Golden Owl, aka France's Fenn Treasure.

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Spongebob Theory, Creepy Smiles & the Vegetarian Plague

Spongebob Theory, Creepy Smiles & the Vegetarian Plague

Episode 18

This week, Arden and Will are getting a little dark...First, they debate which Spongebob Squarepants characters fit the seven deadly sins (and Arden expresses her general obsession for the cartoon). Then they explain the science behind smiling so you don't creep out someone, unlike Christopher Walken or Tom Cruise. Finally, they reveal the Lone Star tick that could make us all vegetarians.

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Have you seen the Lone Star tick? Photo courtesy of CDC/ Dr. Amanda Loftis, Dr. William Nicholson, Dr. Will Reeves, Dr. Chris Paddock

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 Comic Con Ban & Outback's Bloomin' Onion Cult

Comic Con Ban & Outback's Bloomin' Onion Cult

Episode 17

This week, Arden and Will get you caught up on some ridiculous news! First, they share the feud between United Airlines and TSA that all began with some Comic Con comic books. They also alert you about the satanic symbols in the Outback Steakhouse locations, and the Bloomin' Onion cult that everyone should join. Then they jump back into spidey shenanigans, in which an eight-legged monster traps an Australian couple inside their own home. (Don't think about all the spiders crawling in your house right now...)


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Platonic Playdates, Breaking Addictions & The R Kelly Cult?

Platonic Playdates, Breaking Addictions & The R Kelly Cult?

Episode 16

This week, Arden and Will get a bit loopy! First they get creeped out by R. Kelly's very questionable cult, and debate which fate is worse - wasp stings or spider bites. Then they also answer your questions about how to be less jealous of your boyfriend's new female friend, how a new routine can kick unhealthy addictions, and whether or not you should end a three-year relationship because of long distance. 

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The Mega Contact Lens, Forest Bathing & Useless Brain Games

The Mega Contact Lens, Forest Bathing & Useless Brain Games

Episode 15

This week, Arden and Will talk about all things repulsive, relaxing, and revolutionary! First, get grossed out by the lady who accidentally wore 27 contact lens (everybody, please go to your eye exams). Then learn the Japanese therapy that requires no effort at all! Finally, they explain whether you're better off playing hours of brain games or Mario Kart.

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Oak Island Treasure, Dog Mayor & Accidental Burials

Oak Island Treasure, Dog Mayor & Accidental Burials

EPISODE 14


This week, Arden and Will are back with more wacky and wild news! They first introduce you to Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, where animals get elected for city council. They also try to crack the code on the lost city of Atlantis, and reveal a money pit that may be hiding some of the world's most historical treasures. Then they teach you why it's important to always double check who's really in the casket before the funeral.

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'Murica Day, Firework Injuries & The Phallus Festival

'Murica Day, Firework Injuries & The Phallus Festival

Episode 13

This week, Arden and Will dig into all types of festivities! In honor of Fourth of July, they explain the science behind fireworks and the group of (dumb) people who will most likely be in the hospital on July 4th. They also introduce you to strange international holidays that celebrate Guy Fawkes' gruesome torture, star-crossed lovers, and the ever so wonderful steel phallus. 


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