Episode 32: Self Marriage & Thanksgiving (Not) Fun Facts
The woman who cheats on herself. Deadly pet drool. The GREATEST Thanksgiving facts ever.
Episode 31: Virtual Reality Weddings & KFC Bath Bombs
A fried chicken bath. VR anime brides. Religion vs. an ancient library.
Episode 30: Stranger Things Theory & the Great British Blunder
The tweet that ruined Britain's Bake Off world. The Steve Harrington and Jean Ralphio family conspiracy. Robots at funerals.
Episode 29: Halloween Spooktacular!
Cursed horror movies. A history of Halloween. Cults.
Episode 28: Coworker Crush, Orgasms & the Mad Pooper
Becoming British. Expectations for your sex partner. Workplace romance.
Episode 27: Szechuan Sauce Suckers & Mystery Shoppers
Madness for Szechuan sauce. The sleep benefits of dogs. Undercover shoppers.
Episode 26: Kardashian Konspiracy
B.o.B. has a dumb theory. Stone Age people in 2017. The triple Kardashian pregnancy konspiracy.
Episode 25: The Most Painful Insect Sting & Thrift Store Treasures
Tarantula hawk wasps vs. bullet ants vs. human power to withstand pain. Traffic jam in the lungs. Accidental treasures.
Episode 24: Drunk Personalities & Dogs On Your Dead Body
Stupid Starbucks robber lawsuit. Different types of drunks. Doggies dining on a corpse. Yum.
Episode 23: Say No to Pharma Bro & Badass Ninja Houses
The idiot with the most punchable face. Houses for ninjas. Predicting allergies from your birthday.
Episode 22: Piccadilly Espionage & Killer Graveyard Shifts
Guns vs. hurricanes. Secret agents & secret weapons. A schedule to save your life.
Episode 21: Sex Drives, Unmotivated Boyfriends & Poopy Tinder Dates
(Quite literally) Crappy Tinder dates. Low libidos. Moving to the big city. Vacuums.
Episode 20: Eyeball Sunscreen & Karats on Carrots
Eclipse idiots. Exercising for money. An engagement ring harvest.
Episode 19: #SaveAvril
Pig-human hybrids. Avril Lavigne - is she dead? The Golden Owl treasure hunt.
Episode 18: Spongebob Theory, Creepy Smiles & the Vegetarian Plague
Spongebob characters = 7 deadly sins. The science of creepy smiles. Bugs that create vegetarians.
Episode 17: Comic Con Ban & Outback's Bloomin' Onion Cult
United Airlines vs. TSA on Twitter. Conspiracies about Outback Steakhouse's satanic cult. More giant-ass spiders.
Episode 16: Platonic Playdates, Breaking Addictions & The R Kelly Cult?
Brainwashing. Spiders vs. bees. Jealous girlfriends.
Episode 15: The Mega Contact Lens, Forest Bathing & Useless Brain Games
One eyeball, 27 contact lenses. "Don't effort" cure for cancer. Lumosity vs. videogames.
Episode 14: Oak Island Treasure, Dog Mayor & Accidental Burials
A real life Zootopia. $10 billion treasure. Dead man turns up very much alive.
Episode 13: 'Murica Day, Firework Injuries & The Phallus Festival
How fireworks explode. Teenage boys + 4th of July = bad news. Naked festivals & penis celebrations in Japan.
episode 12: Mind Control, Thirsty Drugs & Treasure Trolls
Another death in Fenn's treasure. CIA mind control. Disneyland's $700,000+ map.
episode 11: Friend Breakups, Revenge Fantasies & the Hunt for Sex Partners
Forever a virgin. Too boring for friends. Get rid of those "what could've beens".
episode 10: Disneyland's Haunted Haunted Mansion & Child Janitors
Ghosts at the happiest place on Earth. Students as school janitors. The science of cute.
Episode 9: Sexiest Dance Moves & Juggling Criminals
Clowns on trial. Toothpaste weapons. Magical sleep water. Hot ass dance moves.
Episode 8: Denver Airport Conspiracy & Fake Deaths
Pretend deaths to avoid sex. The complex world of sighs. Naughty church camp kids. The underground VIP lounge of the Illuminati.
Episode 7: Losing Your Virginity, Tips for Trich & Love or Lust?
Another long Q&A with tips on asking out guys, having sex for the first time, traveling, and preparing for the end of a relationship.
Episode 6: Long Distance Relationships, Toxic "Friends" & BFFs vs. BFs
One long Q&A about LDRs, dumping bad friends, studying stress, and friend vs. boyfriend priorities.
episode 5: Furry Conventions, Cat Islands & Cockerels vs. Roosters
When dogs and furries collide. Make money milking snakes. The Hook / Karate Kid / Seven Samurai / Lord of the Flies cat mashup movie of the century.
episode 4: Fenn’s $2 Million Treasure, Nose Jobs & Never Been Kissed
The poem towards treasure. Cat's survival in a box. The cult of no food. The pros and cons of college.
Episode 3: The Sex Talk with Parents & Cartoon Conspiracy Theories
Professional snugglers. Picky eaters. Childhood cartoons, ruined. Strict parents + the sex talk = ?
EPISODE 2: Used Panties, Penis Transplants & the Hollow Earth Theory
Weird Japanese vending machines. A utopia that may or may not exist. Penis weapons. Serial killer prairie dogs. Finding your soulmate.
Episode 1: Nude Performance Art, the Pixar Theory & Bad Dates
Disney Pixar movie conspiracies. Weird jobs. Bad dates. Cheese debates. Crushing on your boyfriend's best friend (aka your best friend's ex).
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